Things Mom Will Never Say

Okay, I couldn't resist adding these jokes today...especially since it's Mother's Day weekend coming up. I realized how many things from I tend to say/do, that are like my mother--AAUGH! T said that some things are good to be like our parents, which is true. I am thankful for being raised with a strong faith in God. On the lighter side, here goes:

THINGS MOM WILL NEVER SAY

• "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
• "Yeah, I used to skip school alot, too."
• "Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house look cheery."
• "Let me smell that shirt--it's good for another week." (maybe not a week, but maybe the next day)
• "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."
• "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me." (this is the BEST!)
• "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
• "I don't have a tissue with me...just use your sleeve."