Monday, October 31, 2005

We can ALL relate!

The doorbell rings, and a man answers it. There stands a plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!"

The man asks the kid what he is dressed up like for Halloween.

The kid replies, "I'm an IRS agent." Then he takes 40 percent of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say thank you.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Speed Bumps

Yes, Yes, it really is Me...LOL! I know I have slacked off on my blogging/commenting...but here I am!

Since my recovery from my illness this summer...I am learning to take life at a much slower pace.

Sometimes I think that when God wants us to learn something to further our growth...we may be directed down a path with "speed bumps". I have been forced to take the time to look at choices and see that the path I am traveling down is not going to cause damage or consequences that I will regret.

This means taking inventory of my work, church, home, finances, friendships, dating, and life in general.


I am making some difficult decisions, but I feel that now that I have slowed down to go over the "speed bumps" so that I won't cause any damage!

Thanks for finding your way back to my blog! =D

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

RIDDLE THAT'LL KILL YOUR BRAIN!

This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry?

Anyone that does know the answer....like one of you "realists"...please share! LOL!