Thursday, July 14, 2005

Mathematical "Proof"

Thesis: Scientists will never make as much money as business executives.
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
Proof: As every engineer knows, Work/Time=Power. since Knowledge=Power and Time=Money, we have: Work/Money=Knowledge. Solving for Money, we get: Work/Knowledge=Money. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.
Conclusion: The LESS you Know, the more MONEY you make!

2 comments:

shakedust said...

This is very similar to the Dilbert Principle, which states that employees who do their jobs well should not be promoted because they would be able to do more good on the lower tier of the corporate ladder.

Jadee said...

Interesting link, Dust! That explains Upper Management then...LOL!