- "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
- "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
- "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper!"
- "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
- "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."
- "Actually, I'm doing a 'Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan' (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend." (My Favorite!)
How ironic to find this as the Joke of the Day on my daily fax...and I really did doze off sitting at the computer this afternoon. Ahhh, but the price we pay when we get together with college friends!!!! (we can always snooze at work the next day, right?!)
2 comments:
Careful, I was alway told you snooze you lose! But it must not have been much of a nap for you to fall asleep on the phone tonight!
I am loving the S.L.E.E.P. acronym! Eating a big lunch always puts me to sleep. As long as I don't eat Jack Stack I should be fine!
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